That reminds me of that time when I was Chancell-yah

Oh my word, I can't believe you just raised VAT to 20%. That totally reminds me of that time when I was Chancell-yah.

And like, it was a really moving and touching experience inside the Houses of Parl-yah-ment, and I like, felt this real sense of responsibility, yah know? And I was like, trying to give this deep and emotional speech on how to bring Britain into a new era and that;

And then I just introduced spending cuts EVERYWHERE...

Uh-oh, he's onto me.

RUN AWAAAAAAAAY...

The Evening Stanners will be back once he's outrun the MP for Tatton...