Operation GERTCHA

Morning all! Went down to the polling station at 7 this morn and watched the first voters trundle in. One man also brought his dog. A second opinion, maybe?

"Woof woof woof". "What's that? David Cameron's stuck down a mineshaft?"

Now then...

As usual, The Evening Stanners is going Above and Beyond the Call of Common Sense, and will be reporting on the General Election throughout the night.

So in order to make sure reports are not made without outside contributions, you're invited to GERTCHA: a chance to watch at least part of the results, whilst enjoying the most British thing known to man. And there should be tea and biscuits as well :P

Any time between 10pm and 7am, peeps! I'm not expecting to stay up after 1am, but you're welcome to nip round at 6:30am for brekkers :) And if you can't make any of it, you're more than welcome to Facebook message me with your thoughts, predictions and reactions: I'll be sure to put them up on the blog!

Polls close: 10pm
First results: 11pm
100 seats counted: Midnight
200 seats counted: 1am
300 seats counted: 2am
400 seats counted: 3am
500 seats counted: 4am
600 seats counted: 5am
All results in: 6am - 7am

Should be one heck of a marathon. Hopefully the supermarkets will be doing good deals on tea/biscuits :-)

Thanks for reading: the election has begun!

The Evening Stanners