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Showing posts with label Monty Python. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monty Python. Show all posts

Monday, June 14, 2010

Take Back Parliament Stuff

How do you get more involved in the debate on electoral reform?

Answer: you go to picnics, and talk to awesome people wearing purple about what to do next. Then they all call you a "fountain of knowledge" for no particular reason :-D

In short, meeting up with other people who are interested in politics is an extremely good idea, and I should probably do it more often.

So what does this week entail?

The answers to this question and more shall be revealed in the next update!

The Evening Stanners

Monday, May 17, 2010

We Want You To Make... ANOTHER BUDGET!


Osborne & Cable: "Not another budget!"

Cameron: "Then, when you have found the budget, you must place it here, next to this budget, only slightly higher, so you get a two layer effect with a little giveaway running down the middle. (A giveaway, a giveaway!) Then, you must cut down the mightiest deficit in the land, with... A HERRING!"


Osborne: "We shall do no such thing!"

Cameron: "Oh, please."

The Evening Stanners

PS Readers should note that this is no longer the Government that raises "NI", it is the Government that raises "ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"

PPS The budget is to be announced on 22nd June. Perhaps that should have been at the top.