Osborne & Cable: "Not another budget!"
Cameron: "Then, when you have found the budget, you must place it here, next to this budget, only slightly higher, so you get a two layer effect with a little giveaway running down the middle. (A giveaway, a giveaway!) Then, you must cut down the mightiest deficit in the land, with... A HERRING!"
Osborne: "We shall do no such thing!"
Cameron: "Oh, please."
The Evening Stanners
PS Readers should note that this is no longer the Government that raises "NI", it is the Government that raises "ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
PPS The budget is to be announced on 22nd June. Perhaps that should have been at the top.
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