We Want You To Make... ANOTHER BUDGET!

Osborne & Cable: "Not another budget!"

Cameron: "Then, when you have found the budget, you must place it here, next to this budget, only slightly higher, so you get a two layer effect with a little giveaway running down the middle. (A giveaway, a giveaway!) Then, you must cut down the mightiest deficit in the land, with... A HERRING!"

Osborne: "We shall do no such thing!"

Cameron: "Oh, please."

The Evening Stanners

PS Readers should note that this is no longer the Government that raises "NI", it is the Government that raises "ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"

PPS The budget is to be announced on 22nd June. Perhaps that should have been at the top.