A universal ANTI-VOLCANO POLICY adopted by all three parties, as Britain once again gets very annoyed with Iceland for whatever reason plausible.
Brown says "We need to give the volcano time to recover. In the meantime, what the hey?"
Cameron says "It's time for people to run their own volcano. Furthermore, what the hey?"
Clegg says "This volcanic ash is corrupting Britain and needs cleaning up. Also, what the hey?"
Electorate says "Bloody hell, that doesn't look good. What the hey, Iceland?"
More as and when it doesn't actually happen due to all this ash.
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