As Nadine Dorries' attempt to create revolution goes down like the Bay of Pigs in '63, Bill and Clegg give you their official (and fictional) lowdown...
Clegg: Dude, this seat arrangement is totally contrived, man.
Bill: What do you mean, Clegg?
Clegg: Well, I'm to the left of Cameron, and you're like, to the right.
Bill: No. Way.
Clegg: Yes way.
Bill: Well that's pretty rockin' man. But why are they dragging Bercow?
Clegg: 'Cos he is a drag, Bill. What was with all those no's, anyway?
Bill: No idea, man. But they were most heinous.
Clegg: Wait one totally awesome moment, Bill. If I'm essentially Keanu Reeves, where will this leave me in ten years' time?
Andrew Marr: Mr Cleggeron. Surprised to see me?
Clegg: Not really.
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